( honestly? Chris causes any animosity Michael is feeling to deflate almost instantaneously. not only does he not want to be causing problems for Chris, he just isn't sure how to express his frustration in a way that is not utterly puerile. )

Okay! That sounds doable. And anyway then you can help me pick out a book or two.

If you say so. But please be careful, Christopher-nii-sama. It just feels we really can't know what to expect here.